Shitty shit happens in your life. Everyone abandons you. You get punished for the actions of others. So what do you do? You decide to build a giant owl in your back yard in honor of the Bohemian Grove. If you didn't know...the Bohemian Club is a bunch of rich guys that get together every July for 17 days and just party among the Red Woods and hour and a half north of San Fran. I really don't care about the conspiracy aspect of the whole thing. I just love the fact they have a forty foot tall stone owl with the voice of Walter Cronkite for a special ceremony called the "Cremation of Care." Here's the first step of building my giant owl.
